Two Southern Belles were sitting on the veranda sipping their mint juleps, when the first one turns to the other and says, “Do you see that Cadillac in my driveway?”. “Yes”, the other replies. “My husband bought that for me after the birth of our first child”. “How nice!” she replied.
The first Southern Belle continued, “Do you see this diamond ring on my finger?”….”Yes”…”My husband bought that for me after the birth of our second child”. “How nice!” the second Belle replied.
She continued, “And you know my mink coat? My husband bought that for me after the birth of our first child”. “How nice!” her friend replied once again.
“Oh goodness! Look at me talking about all the things my husband does for me. What’s something nice your husband has done for you recently?” The second Belle replied, “Well, he sent me to a finishing school where they taught me to say ‘How nice!’ instead of ‘Fuck you’”.
